About Arlington Buyback
ARLINGTON'S MOST FEARED LOWBALLER
My name is Ex. I run Arlington Buyback.
And yep. I’ve heard the rumors.
Apparently I’m out here lowballing people into financial ruin. Families torn apart. Dreams shattered. Terrifying stuff.
All because I offered $340 for a MacBook that retailed for $1,299 brand new.
It was not new.
Here’s what actually happens: I show up, I tell you exactly what I can pay, and I hand you cash on the spot. No games. No bait-and-switch. No pressure. You decide if the offer works for you. If it doesn’t, no hard feelings.
Oh. And my buddy Bishop comes too.
He’s a beagle. The second he sees you, he will attempt to conduct a full forensic smell-analysis of your entire body. He means well. Most people end up liking him more than me.
Eh, that’s fair honestly.
Not a Franchise. Not a Big-Box Store.
Arlington Buyback isn’t a chain. With the big online buyers, if something feels off, your gear is already coasting along in a UPS truck. Quote got reduced once your gear arrived? It’s 3 states away and you’re not gettin’ their address.
With me, nothing is final until you’re holding cash and you’re happy with the deal.
I’m just one guy who buys phones, cameras, laptops, and electronics from people in Arlington and Northern Virginia who want cash without the hassle of shipping their stuff to online stores or selling on Facebook Marketplace.
Why People Come Back
Most of my customers are from Arlington, Alexandria, Crystal City, Falls Church, and Annandale. A lot of them come back. Some even send their friends.
That happens because I give a real price upfront, show up when I say I will, and don’t make people feel like they’re being screwed over.
Radical stuff, I know.
Random Facts About Me
- My dog Bishop has sat through more electronics deals than most pawn shop employees.
- I spent years as a rock climbing instructor. My job was essentially "fall off this wall, but confidently."
- My AIM screen name was JediMasterEx. I peaked at 14 and I've made peace with that.
- I competed in e-sports. Unfortunately, there is photographic evidence.
- Gladiator is the best movie of all time. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
- I play pickleball competitively. I've accepted what my life has become.
- I make pizza from scratch and I'm on a personal mission to a perfect Neapolitan crust.
- My dog's white fur is on at least half my clothes at any given moment. He is everywhere. He is eternal.
